
Each morning, after I ponder what shirt to wear for the day (10 seconds) and what to eat for breakfast (0 seconds) my attention turns to a more pressing problem – how many productions of The Wizard of Oz are being staged at any given moment? I began to wonder recently after attending an impressive production by a grammar school that takes music and drama seriously. Our six-year-old reminded me she had already played a witch, last Christmas (tick that one off) and got to throw apples at the only little boy in the ballet performance (that’ll teach him). Yesterday, I asked a father what he was doing that evening, ‘Off to see the wizard … Xavier has a part as one of nine scarecrows’. I pondered how many munchkins this might equate to as I drove past yet another primary school with boards displaying a stage production of the famous yellow brick road for ‘Four Nights Only!’
A friend recently remarked, ‘I never could understand why Dorothy bothered going back to Kansas’. Well, if he had bothered to read book six in L. Frank Baum’s 26 book series just like I hadn’t he would know that Dorothy did return to Oz, along with Uncle Henry and Aunt Em, escaping the old dustbowl and Almira Gulch, the cranky windbag after the tornado left them mortgaged to the eyeballs. They were economic refugees, compassionately granted residency status in Oz by Princess Ozma and confronted new characters such as the paranoid Flutterbudgets and the anthropomorphic pastries of Bunbury. But I digress, the next time, like me, you wake up wondering exactly where the Land of Oz is geographically located, remember that’s it’s probably not somewhere over a rainbow – it’s somewhere around the corner.