Chatterbox No.3

CONVERSATION WITH A FOUR-YEAR-OLD
Isadora: Do spiders cuddle?
Me: Maybe. They’ve got plenty of legs to wrap around each other.
Isadora: What do crocodiles eat?
Me: What do you think they eat?
Isadora: Blueberries
Me: What about lions, what do they eat?
Isadora: Lions eat lions … what about butterflies?
Me: What about them?
Isadora: Do butterflies have bottoms?
Me: Good question, I guess they do.
Isadora: I want to eat butterfly bottoms.
Me: Umm. What about dogs, what do they eat?
Isadora: Breakfast.