Conversation with a six-year-old.
Issy: Who are the Beatles?
Me: Four guys who made music together
Issy: What are their names?
Me: John, Paul, George and Ringo
Issy: Are they still alive?
Me: Two are alive and two are dead
Issy: Is Paul dead?
Me: Everyone thought Paul was dead. It turned out he was just tricking.
John and George are dead
Issy: How did they die?
Me: John got shot and George got sick and couldn’t get better
Issy: The Beatles are GREAT!
Conversation with a six-year-old:
The famous bushranger gets a little makeover
6-year-old: Who’s that?
Me: Ned Kelly
6-year-old: Did he die?
Me: Yes, a long time ago
6-year-old: Did he die in the 1980s or 1930s?
Me: A bit longer ago then that
6-year-old: The 1950s? … is he famous?
Me: Yes, for robbing people and standing up to authority
6-year-old: I’m going to draw a rainbow Ned Kelly
Me: He would’ve liked that sweetheart
CONVERSATION WITH A TWO-YEAR-OLD
Camille: I don’t like girls or boys.
Me: Why not?
Camille: I don’t like boys. I spit them out.
Me: Who do you like?
Camille: I like … umm … my sister!
Me: Your sister is a girl. So you do like girls?
Camille: I love girls!!
Me: But, do you like girls?
Camille: I don’t like girls.
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CONVERSATION WITH A TWO YEAR OLD
Camille: I don’t know her.
Me: Who?
Camille: I don’t know her.
Me: You don’t know who?
Camille: NO! I don’t know her.
Me: Who is her?
Camille: I don’t know …
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