Charlie: Mum? You know puppy school? Well, there is a big dog
there who teaches all the puppies to be dogs.
Mum: Charlie, I think it’s a person who teaches the puppies.
Charlie: Mum, that’s crazy. Dogs don’t teach babies how to be people…
Can’t really fault the logic.
Dog drawing: Matt Davidson
A conversation with a 5-year-old.
Me: What’s going to be the best thing about Easter?
Issy: Ghosts.
Me: Ghosts? What do you mean ghosts?
Issy: Ghosts. Dressing up as a ghost.
Me: Isn’t that for Halloween?
Issy: No, I mean Easter ghosts.
Me: I’ve never heard of them.
Issy: They eat bunnies.
6-year-old godson’s explanation of “honeymoon”: It’s when you take your honey somewhere nice to watch the moon.
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CONVERSATION WITH A TWO YEAR OLD
Camille: I don’t know her.
Me: Who?
Camille: I don’t know her.
Me: You don’t know who?
Camille: NO! I don’t know her.
Me: Who is her?
Camille: I don’t know …
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