Chatterbox No. 8

orange girl
Scents and Nonsensibilty:
A three-year-old reveals her acute olfactory dysfunction


Camille:
 Your head smells like orange juice.

Me: Really? What does my chin smell like?

Camille: Lemon squeezy.

Me: What about my eye?

Camille: Sniff, sniff. Bananas! I smell your other eye, it smells like ham.

Me: And what about  …

Camille: I smell your ear now … sniff, sniff, sniff. Ha! Chocolate!